You Sure Drive A Hard Bargain

I walked into your store

Just to have a look around

Asked if you could help me

With the bargain that I found

Tried to explain to you, darling

I'm just a working man

You came up with some term, little girl

I just couldn't understand

Little lady, little lady

You sure drive a hard bargain

The price you're asking, mama

Is too much for me to pay

Now you're trying to tell me

I can't have it layaway

I know your merchandise is good

Your sample proved it so

If it was to kill me, little girl

What a good way to go

Little lady, little lady

You sure drive a hard bargain

I'm just a guy in town

And it's plain for me to see

If I come into your store

You're gonna make a stock boy out of me

Little lady, little lady

You sure drive a hard bargain

Drive a hard bargain

Little lady

You sure drive a hard bargain

Ooh!