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You forgot your manners again
I picked up salt instead of sugar maybe that's how you're so thin
Your mini skirt has left me to be condemned
My overbite and your heart of pride has ruined my confidence
Silence is my native language
So better as a project
Don't quite know yet how to save us
But l've always loved a project
Another fight with mommy
And surprise another crisis
And oh good God almighty
You're so fucking self-righteous
Maybe this time would be different, I plead to deaf ears
At least l've got my whole life to get it right, I say for years
"This time could be different, maybe this time could be different
Maybe this time could be-"
I'm my girlfriend's least favorite person on earth
You'd think I stole from her purse
You think I killed both her cats
All I did was ask
If I'm your least favorite person on earth
Do you like me more than her
It takes you so long to answer
Cue my anger
You say you don't wanna pick a fight
You usually say that when I'm right
Hate being the eldest
And I hate eating your breakfast
And I hate hearing you sing
And I hate how you hate everything
She's my least favorite on earth
You'd think she stole from my purse
You'd think she killed both my cats
All she did was ask
If she's my least favorite person on earth
Do I like you more than her
It takes me so long to answer
I'm my (she's my) girlfriend's least favorite person on earth
You'd think I (she) stole from her (my) purse
You think she (I) killed both my cats
All she (I) did was ask
If I'm (she's my) your least favorite person on earth
Do I (you) like you more than her
It takes you so long to answer