Текст песни
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
I'm eating candy canes like they're business
Snow on my socks and it's kinda suspicious
I just slipped twice, yo, the floor is malicious, yeah
Jingle bell hat with a broken little rim
I look like an elf that got fired again, yeah
Tree so crooked it couldn't even stand
Tape that thing up with a rubber band
Fast rap flow with the gingerbread energy
Mic so cold that it's shivering next to me
Lights all tangled aggressively
Plug it in, boom, now it's stressing me
Ugly sweater looking like an accident
Whole decoration game inadequate
Stocking on the wall got a rip in it, yeah
Dog walked by, put a chip in it
Frostbite finna bite my toes, yeah
AI sneezed and the whole tree froze, yeah
Hot cocoa got no cocoa
Just warm water in a cheap-ass thermos, yeah
Santa saw my wishlist, blocked me, yeah
North Pole elves all mocked me
Sled so slow it stopped me
Reindeer laugh like, "Bro, that's sloppy," yeah
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
I'm eating candy canes like they're business
Snow on my socks and it's kinda suspicious
I just slipped twice, yo, the floor is malicious, yo, ayy, yeah
Jingle bell hat with a broke little rim
I look like an elf that got fired again
Tree so crooked that it couldn't even stand
Tape that thing up with a rubber band
Wrapping paper ripping like a weak Wi-Fi
Tape stuck to my wrist, I don't know why
Gift I bought wasn't even the right size
Dropped it once, now it don't look nice
I sang carols but I did it off-key
Snowman fell over immediately, yeah
Hot apple cider attacked me
Burned my tongue, now I rap so angrily, yeah
Candy cane snapped in half, tragic
Present I lost, straight magic
Dog ate the bow like a snack packet
Now I'm sitting here yelling, "Unwrap it"
Socks I got were mismatched stripes
One's too loose, one's way too tight
Grandma said, "Wow, that's not right"
She knit new ones out of pure spite
Zoom, zoom through the holiday doom, yeah
Cookies disappeared, who took 'em? You?
Snow in my room, broom go boom
Angel on top of the tree went move
Lights go blink like I quit, yeah, ayy
Star on the tree just slipped
Whole house looking like Christmas broke
One took a sniff, cinnamon choke