23 (Like the Blink-182 Song, but Without the Homophobia)

I don't wanna be so

Self-deprecating all the time

'Cause every time I come back to town

Well I'm reminded, I'm reminded, I'm reminded how

All my friends are new because the old ones hate me

I'm lazy and a hypocrite, a liar and a drama queen

All my friends agree because I act like I'm fifteen

But i'm 23

She said I don't wanna see you ever again

Cause you're a hot mess, and you're a bad friend

Got problems and you won't solve them

By sitting on the couch and smoking weed

Well I said its the world that's got a problem with me

You can keep your pace in your bachelors degree

I'll just sit around avoiding all responsibility

And I don't wanna hear any of your 'worth' shit

Cause I'm a fucking child and I crave the attention

Listen my new song even though you've

already heard it so many times before

But i added the solo

Emotionally stunted

I am just a dumb kid

Projecting insecurities

On everyone around me

Like I've got problems

And I don't wanna solve them

Just hang around all day

All i do is complain

Emotionally stunted

I am just a dumb kid

Projecting insecurities

On everyone around me

Like I've got problems

And I don't wanna solve them

All I do is complain

All I do is complain

Complain, complain, complain, complain, complain

All my friends are new because the old ones hate me

I'm lazy and a hypocrite, a liar and a drama queen

All my friends agree because I act like I'm fifteen

All my friends are new because the old ones hate me

I'm getting fucking tired

This is getting fucking boring

All my friends agree because I act like I'm fifteen

But I'm 23