Back On My BS

You know, nowadays

People find one thing you said

Eight, nine, ten years ago

Bring it back up now and

Cancel your whole fuckin' career over it

So, let me make it easy for you

And just say it all right now, ha

Uh

My pronouns are fuck you and suck my dick

Unglued, I punch through and bust my clip

I'm a feminist's worst enemy runnin' my lip

Now get back in the kitchen you fuckin' uptight bitch

Far as gender roles go, maybe I'm just old

Maybe I'm just sick of women's marches blockin' the road

Sick of a culture where a bitch will think looks alone

Is enough to walk around like the whole world owes 'em

And in my opinion, ladies, yo, we both got a place

In the way that the world works since we all were just apes

And when you need us to protect, your man will shoulder the weight

And if he doesn't, he's a pussy, which I know is the case

With a lot of these little Gen Z arrogant jerks

Who got so many MMR shots, their brains don't work

And they been sayin' for years that autism's on the rise

No shit, it's right in front of our eyes

And yeah, I know that I'm an old-head now

I'm grown and graduated (yeah)

I made it just in time to be considered outdated

To a younger generation who didn't grow up sayin'

Jew jokes and words like faggot when they were playin' (bullshit)

So, now I'm just a bigot for the culture I was raised in

Back in the days when Chinese just meant Asian

And people were too busy to just sit around complainin'

So, while the whole world keep changin'

Spread the word

Webby's back up on that bullshit again

If you're a pussy, I suggest you run and hide

And go tell your friends

Webby's back up on that bullshit again

And this time I think I've truly lost my mind

(Yeah, go fuck yourself)

Yeah, I'm the generation that ain't grow up with an iPad

So, I think it's silly what these kids identify as

Still make jokes anytime I see a pride flag

Never out of hate, it's just funny to me, my bad

Is it a trans-man or a cross-dressing man-man?

Who's physically achievin' the things that only a man can

Then demanding that I be calling him ma'am and

Shit is out of hand but damn, trans-ma'am (what the fuck?)

I'm just a dumb cis man but at least I'm tryin'

To fuckin' understand, but it seems that I've been

Passed by by the society that I'm in

Walkin' 'round, lookin' confused at things like Biden

Wait, let me not compare myself to a pedophile

Though, I do buy coke from his son once in a while

He be puttin' in his orders to an Al-Qaeda supporter

Who just walks right over the fuckin' border about a mile

Hunter did the whole pile, I just did a couple bumps

Then he bought a couple kids and he threw 'em in the trunk

Wait, fuck, I am so not down with this kind of stuff

And that's how I killed myself when the Clinton's showed up, yeah

I'ma talk shit in a world gone stupid

Takin' Ivermectin while the world got boosted

Tryna hold ground while the world's uprooted

Speakin' up 'til the world mutes it

Spread the word

Webby's back up on that bullshit again

If you're a pussy, I suggest you run and hide

And go tell your friends

Webby's back up on that bullshit again

And this time I think I've truly lost my mind

(You're all a bunch of pussies)

Ever since I said I'm votin' Trump, I've been the bad guy too

A group of fans I didn't even know I had to lose

And since you're leavin', let me read you one last haiku

Yo, guess what? I voted for him last time too

But you used to hate Trump

How dare you change your opinion?

How dare you grow as a person?

How dare you say somethin' different than the stuff you used to say?

How dare you consider switchin'?

I loved you when I agreed, now I hate you just for existin'

Hate you for this, that and I hate you for livin'

I'll comment every time you post, and I'll say that you're griftin' and hate women

You're a racist and a shameful depiction of white privilege

A supremacist, a rapist, a villain

A fuckin' Nazi, basically he murdered the Jews

He dog whistles, gaslights are the words that I use

I don't quite know what they mean, but I heard 'em on the news

What I'm tryna say is, "Webby, fuck you"

Fuck you, bitch, I'm still the same Webby

I'm still in Connecticut

I'm still donatin' every year to save the elephants

Still say thank you for your service to the veterans

And still fuck your mom every Thursday

When I'm in town I bust that bitch down (down)

Didn't like me then, well, how you like me now? (Yeah)

'Cause, bitch, I'm a pro, I don't need a pronoun

So from right now until I'm in the ground, go and

Spread the word

Webby's back up on that bullshit again

If you're a pussy, I suggest you run and hide (fuckin' pussy)

And go tell your friends

Webby's back up on that bullshit again (you're all a bunch of faggots)

And this time I think I've truly lost my mind (suck my dick)

And now I'm back on my bullshit

(Webby's back motherfucker)