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All Hail the Brain / Terminal Illness
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Brain's gonna do it!
Brain's gonna do it!
Friday night, the Brain's gonna do it!
Friday night, we go to the mall
And Brain's gonna get us into the movie!
Gonna go see The Bloodmaster!
Friday night, The Bloodmaster!
Friday night, Friday night!
Brain's gonna do it!
Brain's gonna do it!
I have a plan
I have a plan
Possibly, I think I have a plan
It'll take a lot of work
It'll take a lot of luck
But when it all comes through
They'll say:
"All Hail the Brain!
He does what no mere mortal can!
He's the man!
Evan Goldman!
All Hail the Brain!
He did what no one else could do
Saw us through
Saved the day!"
And all I have to do is
Wait 'til Mom goes to sleep
Then sneak the license
From the wallet in her purse
Make a color Xerox, laminate it
Then put the license
Back in the wallet in her purse
Then find the dress she wore
In the picture on the license that
I copied and I laminated
Wear the dress
Get a wig
Show the license
Buy the tickets...
What could go wrong?
Brett's gonna do it!
Brett's gonna do it!
Friday night, Brett's gonna do it!
Friday night at The Bloodmaster
Brett's gonna do
The Tongue with Kendra!
Friday night at the movie at the mall!
And Brain's gonna get us in!
I have a plan!
A better plan
Actually, an almost-perfect plan
It sounds absolutely nuts
It'll take a lot of guts
But when it all comes through
They'll say:
"All Hail the Brain!
Give that Bar Mitzvah Boy a hand!
Ain't he grand?
Ain't he great!"
Go that day to the movie theater
Break into the projection room
Steal the reels of film for The Bloodmaster
Where they're showing Bambi
Tell the guys we're gonna go see Bambi!
Did you set up my date for Friday?
Archie, I have major news!
So you and Kendra can go out on Friday night
I need your help, though, so stay calm
You need to go talk to my mom
No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness
It's a sure guarantee of success
Listen, I'm not making fun
But you hold the secret to
Getting my mom to say yes
So talk to my mom, and get
Her to buy the tickets we need to obtain
Brett gets his movie, I get the credit
And you get your date, so who could complain?
Except for you because your dying, but
No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness
Who could refuse when you
Shuffle your shoes and say please?
You learned in your cradle
You don't need to lay it on thick with a ladle
To a boy with a fatal disease!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Mrs. Goldman, I hate to bother you
But I was strolling through the neighborhood'
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
If it weren't my birthday on Friday
But the insurance doesn't cover...
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
I could always pay you for the tickets if
I don't get my medicine next month'
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
I've always felt this kinship
Like sun coming out from the rain
Except for you because you're
Jewish and you always complain
Boy with a terminal illness
Ask for a day at the mall or a trip to Belize
You're completely incurable
To a boy with a fatal disease
I never thought he'd take the bait
This is great, Evan Goldman
I did what no one else could do
Tell me who could complain?