Works on my Machine

I pulled your code at midnight

Thought I'd give it one more chance

But it crashed before the login screen

Now we're locked in this dance

You don't understand the context

The nuance of my design

Every function's been refactored

Every variable defined

You swear it's perfect, flawless

Those green checks on your display

But babe, in the real world

Your perfect code won't play

I stayed up coding till sunrise

Got it running smooth as silk

But you walk in with your test cases

Spilling bugs like they're spilt milk

Works on my machine, you say

But not on mine, not today

Works on my machine, you plead

That's not what production needs

We're dancing round this bug report

A battle of a different sort

Works on my machine

But tiger that's not good enough for me

I've got logs in three dimensions

Screenshots in crimson and blue

Stack traces in five languages

That neither of us knew

You're relentless I'll admit it

Finding every hidden flaw

You break the things I built with pride

Like it's breaking some kind of law

You tell me clear your cookies

Try another restart

But hotshot I've been breaking code

Since before you wrote that part

Maybe check the API version

Did the Docker build go through

Wait you're saying I forgot to push

Damn you're good I'll give you that too

Works on my machine, you cry

Watch me make it multiply

Works on my machine, you swear

Then ship it if you dare

We're racing through this codebase

Leaving logic in our wake

Works on my machine

Is just another risk you'll take

You push me past my limits every time

You make me hunt for bugs that cross the line

You find the edge cases I can't see