Alphabet Insanity 2

I annihiliate the alphabet

I’m acting like an alien

Abusive with abilities, acrobatic agility

An argyle alligator with aluminum axles

Ate all of Amy Adams' Adams

Apple like an apple

Buff biceps like a British bodybuilder

I was at the bar buzzin' off brownies with

Bob the Builder i’m a big bad boss with

A bigger belly than Buddha

Bought a billion dollar boat

Made of bacon OK, boomer

Crap! Creators are cautious because

Of cancel culture i creep with the cops

I’m a Caucasian that can’t be conquered

Dark like a demon diving deep

As a dolphin does dangerous in a duel, I

Disappear like I’m Dhalsim, duh

Doing demolition devastating DJs

Dude, I dribble dynamite like D Wade on D day

Elvis eagerly electrocuted eighty Eskimos

Ellen eats eggplant every episode

Farewell Felicia

Fernando has a fetish for ferrets

And French fans of FIFA with furry fingers

Grandpa guzzled a gallon of good gasoline

Godzilla galloped to the Gala in

A gown that’s green

Hector is a homicidal Himalayan hippie

He was huffing helium with Hillary

And then it hit me: I’m a handsome hooligan

I have a hundred haters hurtin' me

I hit 'em in the head with a hammer

I’m half Hercules i’m ill, I’m Ichabod

I illustrated the Iliad

Icy like the Iditarod

My intellect is iron, I’m illustrious

I’m infinite influencers on Instagram are

Icky imbred idiots

They're jumping and jiving

Joking and jamming at the jubilee

As journalists are jeopardizing judgment

For the juju beads

A Jesuit from Jupiter jabbed Juggalo

Jane in the jugular vein

A juggernaut juggling jade Jabberwocky!

Kim K kidnapped Kanye, had kiddies

I’m karate kicking kindergarten kids

Right in the kidneys

I’m a Kazakhstani killer like Khabib

Up in my kingdom i’m the king of kilohertz

I'm kicking the kamikaze listen ladies

Lethal is a legendary lyrical

Lunatic with the lexicon

The Lucifer of language

Literally lit like Lebanon

Lucky and lucrative like a leprechaun

Mac makes marvelous melodies for the money

Making the major moves

I’m moody like Mackedonian mummies

Nah, I’m nutty like Napoleon

I’m nuclear and noxious

There’s an orange ostrich in the Oval Office

Oops peter Piper picked a pack of Palpatine

The powerful and perilous’s periwinkle poop

My quarantine quadruple time makes you quiver

I’m quirky with quotes, let’s go quicker

Rapping like a renegade

I’m ripping up the rhythm

With a razor Man, I’m rugged, rowdy

Radical and ravenous

I’m sicker than a sausage as

It's soaking in salmonella

I’m sharper than a scissor

And a sword is what I’m shaving with

I’m totally terrific and tubular

To the tip-top

Totalitarian terrorism on TikTok

Talented and talkative

Tyrannical and tumorous

I’m totally titillating and tender

With my tutelage

You and I should unify and take

A UFO around the universe

The USA is so utopian

Vocab is vivid, my victories vicious

I vacillate venom, evaporate votes again

Women on the west say, "We want waffles"

X rayed a xylophone me and triple-XTentacion

Had an exhilarating X-Mas

I am so yummy, it’s yucky like yes, kid!

Oh dammit, I forgot Z! Zebra