Demarcus Cousins & Ashley

Hey yo

Deadass

My mom's pretty sure I'm gonna be a somewhat successful rapper

I do too

Oh, woah

I'm not a nice guy

(He's not a nice guy)

I go to jail sometimes

(He goes to jail sometimes)

Yeah, but I am slowly getting better

Ever since a little lady

Wrote me such a lovely letter

I love breathing, pizza, Santa Claus, and Jesus

And other things that feel real nice to believe in

I love drinking, yeah

But not enough to ever have to go to all those stupid meetings

(Let's go!)

And I love you

DeMarcus cousins and Ashley

I love you

DeMarcus cousins and Ashley

I love you

DeMarcus cousins and Ashley

I love you you you you you

I love you like the stars love lonely eyes

On seven consecutive Friday nights, I

I love you like the dog hates the leash

And the leash loves the dog

Like I love nothing else at all

I love you like the kings love to lose

DeMarcus cousins love to ask the refs what he do, oh shit

I love you like my dad loved my mom

Before they realized that they don't love each other at all

I love you like the stars love lonely eyes, I

On seven consecutive Friday nights

I love you like the kings love to lose

And DeMarcus cousins love to ask the refs what he do, and

I love you like Kenny loves to dance

Kenny only loves to wear pants, and

I love you like bosses love to talk a lot of shit

And love getting really mad when I quit, what the

I love you like the bird hates November

Or just really really rainy windy weather

I love you like America loves to fuck things up

And cops love to do things that are super unnecessary

Really, look into the-look into real history

America has fucking caused a lot of problems for the general world

But, I love you like the stars love lonely eyes on