I'm a Fuckin Wizard

Well my name is mc chris

I kick microphone spit

Not on the stage I'm a mage

I amaze with my mit's

With my digit's there's no limit's

Cast incantations and spells

Warlocks and wizards feel blizzards or

Face the fires of hell

I come correct protect the party

With a field of force

Whether it's journeys or tourneys I

Curse kings and courts

So put down your missiles

And your pistol precursors

I'm a mercenary adversary I'm

A sorcerer surfer

All usurpers are my supper I

Make them suffer setbacks

So you better get back I'll put

A jinx on your jet pack

I'm an arcane pain some

Say my sanity's waning

My presence is unpleasant I'll give

Your essence a draining

I'm not complaining but im gaining

Better pick up the pace

I warcraft for laughs put my

Staff in your face

You want proof I'll say sooths

Over amulets and talismans

I'll bewitch your battle plans just

Pass me the chalice man

I'm a fucking wizard I will fuck up your shit

Put the mage on every page and

You just wrote up a hit

I'm a graph paper god when

I'm loungin' I'm lit

Better check your behavior I'm

The savior favorite

I'm a fucking wizard don't make

Me wiggle my fingers

I will leave you with a lesson

When your questin that lingers

So don't make me wrinkle my

Nose or twinkle my toes

Yes I'm surrounded by sparkles

But I will fuck up all foes - I'm a wizard

I'm an oracle of omens I

Tell fortunes read palms

I'm the necromancer with answers carry

On and stay calm my origin's opaque I never

Escaped a broken home

But I take place in Martin

Manuscripts and distant Tolkien tomes