Bardic Inspiration (From "1 For All")

How did we end up inside of these walls?

And what is this punishment for?

Apart from the murder and burning and pillaging

Stabbing and slaughtering? Sure

We just wanted glory and fame

Now we eat from a bucket and poop in a bucket too

So much undone, what a shame

So many NPCs we haven't stuck it to

But I will not die before I've laughed

I can't deny the world my shaft

This jail's rather understaffed

I may not be brave like a fighter, or magic, or strong

But sometimes the key can be found in a song

Get it? Key, ha!

I kill with charisma and cool captivation

Belting out bars of bardic inspiration

I'm the hardiest, bardiest bard

Antrius brings salvation

Timing and tenderness, terribly talented

Topped with a bit of alliteration (ahem)

Sorry

Evandra with her mighty strength

Of many men, goes to any length

She throws a fist, she'll leave you in a daze (I'll leave you in a daze)

And Nixie says concerning things

Then mostly ends up burning things

But that's still cool, she'll set the world ablaze (I'll set the world ablaze)

A fireball, surprising

Why do I hear harmonizing?

Why is he on his back?

Spontaneous heart attack

What?

Spontaneous heart attack

Okay, well explain the fire

Aah!

When you're down and you're out

And there's problems aplenty

You'll always come through with a natural 20

Ready to face all the foes in our way

But anyone can be undone by any one

But not today

Doesn't this slap?

Damn, best song I ever wrote

Helping my best friends punch a guy in the throat

So on our game, look at us go

No "I" in team, there's an "A" though

Which stands for Antrius

Badily, badibly, bapbidly, bapbapbap

Fighting valiantly for our cause