The Dean And I

Hum drum days

And a hum drum ways

Hey kids, let me tell you how I met your mom

We were dancin' and romancin' at the Senior Prom

It was no infatuation

But a gradual graduation

From a boy to a man

Let me tell you while I can

The soda pop came free

Hey Sis, one kiss, and I was heaven bound

Now who would have guessed Milton's paradise lost could be found

But in the eyes of the Dean, his daughter

Was doin' what she shouldn'a oughta

But a man's gotta do

What a man's gotta do

The consequence should be

Church bells, three swells

The Dean, his daughter and me

They were dating in the park

They were smooching in the dark

Of a doorway for two

She whispered "I love you -

Ooh, you know I never felt this way before

Ooh, you know the elevator in my heart

Has gone awol, awol, awol, awol"

And then I kissed her

And when I kissed her

It's a wonderful world

When you're rolling in kisses

Now, the paint is peeling

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Now, and when the chips are down

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Now, you kinda lose all feeling

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Now, your head goes round and round

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Round and round and round and round and round

I'm throwing myself off this train

Hum drum days

And a hum drum ways

Hum drum days, he's got

Hum drum ways, oh boy

Hey, you know I'm really earning now

My ship came in with a cargo of dollars

My name's lit up on the prow

It's a wonderful world

When you're rolling in dollars

Now!