God In An Emergency (Skit)

Whoever created me

Must've hated me

I want my money back

Still got my warranty

Whoever created me

Must've hated me

I want my money back

I want it all for free

I'll never know

Exactly what went wrong

Creating me

Somebody made a big mistake

And now I want my apology

I talk to God I barely know him

We barely talk anymore

I brought all my receipts to show him

And he leaves them all on the floor

I dunno

He seems like he's bored

I said whoever created me

They really must've hated me

He said don't be so accusatory

Cause I set you up with all you need

And where do you get off

Coming and hassling me?

When you only pray to God

In an emergency