Текст песни
Welcome everybody
Let's begin
Can't teach new tricks to an old dog (yeah)
Riding round the strip in an old car (yeah)
Teach new tricks to an old dog (yeah)
Never wear the leash of the old guard (I need everybody to stand up)
Been around the block but you messed up (ay, turn it up)
Never sit and stay for a picture (turn it up)
Never wagged a tail, would've bit ya (yeah)
Look at how they lap and they lick ya (yeah)
Congeniality is a basis for content (uh-huh)
Peddling narcissism wrapped in self love and profit (yeah)
You want it, I got it, this soul is a bargain (I know you want it)
America, the land of pretty people and monsters (I got it)
Disneyland spinoff full of privilege and products (yeah)
Compete with our drama, clawed out from the bucket (uh-huh)
Pretenders as artists
Selling scoundrels and follies (I know you pretending)
(You can't compete with me, stop it)
A link, a platinum leash affixed to my wallet (uh-huh)
My hand, my stone-laced hand affixed to my pocket (uh-huh)
My heart, my ice cold box remiss of her conduct (uh-huh)
A row of gold dipped caps affixed to my gum line (excuse me, can you turn it up please?)
Can't teach new tricks to an old dog (yeah)
Riding round the strip in an old car (yeah)
Teach new tricks to an old dog (yeah)
Never wear the leash of the old guard (yeah)
Been around the block but you messed up (block)
Never sit and stay for a picture (nah)
Never wagged a tail, would've bit ya (uh-huh)
Look at how they lap and they lick ya (ay)
Pull me along, man (I need y'all to turn it up)
You're yanking my collar (my favorite part coming)
Can't dance for your dollar again, yeah (let's go)
What's the new kick? What's the new gig?
What's the new schtick?
Who's the new flesh to sink our teeth in? (Yeah)
Oh, then we drink their youthful spring and
Run them dry, count checks, keep it moving
My life condensed to targets