I'm A Ding Dong Daddy

Now I know all y'all don't know who I is because I just got here today

My hometown is a little town way down Dixie way

Now everybody down there for miles around all calls me by my name

Now that I'm up here in your big city

I sure wish y'all would do the same

Because I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas

And you ought to see me do my stuff

Why I'm a clean cut fella from Honna's Corner

Oh you ought to see me strut

I'm a caper cuttin' cutie got a gal called Katie

She's a little heavy lady and I call her baby

I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas

And you ought to see me do my stuff

Yes a ding dong daddy from the Dumas

And you ought to see me do my stuff

I'm a ping pong poppa from Pitchfork Prairie

Ought to see me strut

I'm a ding dong daddy got a whizzbang momma

She's a bear creek baby and a Wampus kitty

I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas

And you ought to see me do my stuff

Just a ding dong daddy from the Dumas

Oh you ought to see me do my stuff

I'm a corn pone poppa and an apple knocka

You ought to see me strut

I'm a momma lovin' man and I just left Mary

She's a big blond baby from Peanut Prairie

I'm a ding dong daddy from Duma now

And you ought to see me do my stuff

Just a ring to ding to daddy from the Dumas

Oh you ought to see me do my stuff

I'm a peach pie poppa from Jackson's Holler

You ought to see me strut

I'm a honey drippin' daddy got a hard hearted baby

She's a chic shakin' sheba and hallelujah

I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas

And you ought to see me strut