The Evolution of My Facebook Feed Every November Through February in New England

It's snowing! It's snowing!

It's such a delight

It's snowing! It's snowing!

A beautiful sight

It's snowing! It's snowing!

A warm hat's on my head

And my pantry is stocked up with fresh milk and bread

It's snowing! It's snowing!

Why do people complain?

It's snowing! It's snowing!

Would they rather it rained?

It's snowing! It's snowing!

I don't get why they're mad

It's a wonderful time to binge-watch Breaking Bad

It's snowing! It's snowing!

Will it ever get green?

It's snowing! It's snowing!

Now I think it's obscene

It's snowing! It's snowing!

Please, lord, make it stop

My fingers are numb, and my back's almost shot

And still it is snowing

I think there's no God

'Cause it's snowing, it's snowing

Or he's some kind of fraud

It's snowing, it's snowing

I'm going to bed

And don't wake me up 'til it's warm or I'm dead