Alimony

I feel so sad today;

I think we're breaking up

There's money in the bank account

That we ought to settle up

If one of us is moving out

We should probably change the locks

Blame it on the school of hard knocks

I feel so bad today

I think we've given up

The cats can tell there's something wrong

And the fish is belly up

If you're planning on moving out

Could you please just leave the tank?

We rocked the boat until it sank

We rocked the boat until it sank

You don't need to pay no alimony

I'm a child all of my own

I'm a boy that's fully grown

And I'm finally leaving home

You don't need to bother looking back

At the mess you've left behind

You can truly say you tried

It was me that wasn't right

It was me that wasn't right

I feel so glad today

I think things are looking up

The man I think I saw you with

Is known for fucking up

If I could play the game just right

I'd probably win you back

But I heard he's a demon in the sack

And you say that's a quality I lack

You don't need to pay no alimony

I'm a child all of my own

I'm a boy that's fully grown

And I'm finally leaving home

You don't need to bother looking back

At the mess you've left behind

You can truly say you tried

It was me that wasn't right

It was me that wasn't right

It was me that wasn't right

If nothing changes

Nothing good will ever come

You don't need to pay no alimony

I'm a child all of my own

I'm a boy that's fully grown

And I'm finally leaving home

You don't need to bother looking back

At the mess you've left behind

You can truly say you tried

It was me that wasn't right

It was me that wasn't right