Roller Coaster Tango

Face it, Vera

You're stuck with us now

There's no going back

You've bought your ticket for what it's worth

Welcome to the Loneliest Place on Earth

Step inside, stay awhile

But you can't go back through that turnstile

Take your seat, pull down your restraint

Before you know, time to accelerate

Yanked ahead by the almighty chain

Your grip tightens, prepare for the pain

The only one that is on the track

Here comes the drop

Now there's no turning back

So take a helix for insanity

A corkscrew for your vanity

A top hat to pull you right down

We'll give you airtime, you'll come undone

'Til you're praying for the brake run

We'll take you farther than anyone can go

On the Roller Coaster Tango

Overwhelmed and overdone

I thought today was supposed to be fun

I can't find the exit

Still my hand's stamped

And your reaction to the attraction

A mix of horror and satisfaction

The bar was too loose

Now I feel cramped

Loop-de-loop

You're not looking so pretty

Oh, you want off?

Gee, that's really a pity

So take a helix for insanity

A corkscrew for your vanity

A top hat to pull you right down

We'll give you airtime, you'll come undone

'Til you're praying for the brake run

We'll take you farther than anyone can go

On the Roller Coaster Tango

The park's closing

You're still inside

Do you dare yourself for

One more ride?

The animatronic heaves her last sigh

Congratulations to guest relations

They got ya movin' in automation

The wheel's asymptotic

Hope you can fly

Because your queue line is winding

And your seat belt is binding

Tell me where in the hell

You think you are

So grab a hymnal and sing some

'Cuz there's no Magic Kingdom

You come to a stop