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Today in class, we had to share
What our parents work and where
I stood up proud, and with a grin
Said my mom works with naked men
She keeps her door shut nice and tight
And helps them take their clothes off right
She tells them lie down on the bed
Then grabs their legs and lifts their head
She uses tools, gloves, and lots of cream
Sometimes she makes the grown men scream
Mom's so good, she knows the trick
Makes them moan and shout holy shit
Sometimes there's yelling, sometimes moaning
Sounds get wild with every ride
Some guys gasp in sheer surprise
Didn't know it could go that deep inside
Right after class, my teacher licked his lips
Adjusted his pants and swung his hips
He said I'll give your mom a ring
Heard she's good at doing her thing
He checked his watch, then grabbed his phone
Said let's see if she's free at 4
Dialed her up with a grin real wide
Booked a time for a private ride
Next day at school, my teacher came
Like he'd been to hell and back again
His face was pale, eyes kinda wild
I asked Did it go well last night
He sighed and said with heavy plea
Kid, I thought I'd be putting something in her
Not her putting something in me
Turns out your mom's an urologist
Who fixes balls professionally
She uses tools, gloves, and lots of cream
Sometimes she makes the grown men scream
Mom's so good, she knows the trick
Makes them moan and shout holy shit
Sometimes there's yelling, sometimes moaning
Sounds get wild with every ride
Some guys gasp in sheer surprise
Didn't know it could go that deep inside
My mom's an urologist
Who fixes balls professionally