Five Seven

This is a song about Joseph

I just–

I am never gonna tell my wife how tall I am, because it's

She doesn't know

So, I am 5'7"

But my wife thinks I'm 5'9"

That's right

I lie about my height all the time

And she believes me

Because I am always sitting

But I think she would leave me

If she knew I was itty bitty

I don't want pity

Just please

Please don't laugh at me with my wife

She likes me at my real height

But she doesn't know the mathematics

And sometimes she can get dramatic

So I lie

To save my life

I am 5'7"

But my wife thinks that I'm 5'9"

I am 5'7"

But I can't keep living this lie

I know I'm shy about my height

But I am strong and I think it's time

I am 5'7", not 5'9"

Sometimes I'm in public

And my wife asks my height (What is your height?)

I say I'm 5'9"

But I know that's not right

I am 5'7"

That is the truth

And I am never gonna get taller for you

I am 5'7"

But my wife thinks that I'm 5'9"

I am 5'7"

But I can't keep living this lie

I know I'm shy about my height

But I am strong and I think it's time

I am 5'7", not 5'9"

Don't ask my height

Don't ask my shoe size

Do not ask me how long is my forearm

My fingers are perfect just to hold your hand

Because I love you

Even though I am just an itty bitty man

I am 5'7"

I'm not 5'9"

But you are always gonna be my wife