Troll Doll Jingles Medley (Live Stand-Up)

Hello, my name is Jimmy Fallon and welcome back to the auditions

For Troll Productions Incorporated. Remember, we're looking

For a jingle for our new line of troll dolls. A jingle

Alright, so thanks for coming to the auditions. First up, U2

Troll doll out on the street

Got no job, got no money

Got no shoes on his feet

But the guys stay tall, stay high

Troll doll

Troll doll

Thank you. Next up for the auditions, the Four Non Blondes

In 25 years I'll be 30 years old

I'm five and I'm sitting here playing with this troll

This troll that I got for Christmas

And so I play with his shirt and I play with his hair

I'm gonna play with my friend so I'll put you right there

And I'll, I'll be back, I'll be back in a minute

But when I come back around my troll's not there

And I remember his shirt and his long pink hair

And I scream from the top of my lungs that my troll is gone

And I said, "Hey, hey"

I said, "Hey, my troll is gone"

Thank you. Next up, we'll do, uh

Next up for the auditions, uh, R.E.M

That's it in the window

That troll's the Blue Light Special

Here at K-Mart, can't wait to get it

Oh no, it costs too much

I don't have enough

Thank you. Next up, um, next up we'll do, uh, The Counting Crows

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, ya

Whoa-ho, ya

Got this doll, he's a friend of mine

So I said, "When I need him, Mr. Troll and me

Go out for a walk sometime"

We would take a walk, we would take a walk, yeah

Mr. Troll and me, cruising 'round the streets of Boston

And we get lost sometimes

But we don't know how, it's a sold out show

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Mr. Troll and me, gonna be big stars

Next up, um, next up, uh, Coldplay

I bought a troll, I bought a troll for you

The one you wanted was blue, but they only had yellow

Together, one, two, three, four

I bought a troll, I bought a troll for you

The one you wanted was blue, but they only had yellow

Next up, um, that was great

Next up, uh, next up for the auditions, Alanis Morissette

I wanted a troll doll

But didn't have money to pay for it

We decided to steal it

A five-finger discount and run for it

But you, you got away

And I was indicted because of a troll doll

Next up, um, next up, the, uh, Dave Matthews Band

I said I'm in a toy store, got a troll for my kid

I fell asleep and it locked me in

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Now I'm stuck inside

'Cause here I have been shopping for a long, long time

Treading trodding trolls for a long, long time

Open up this toy store and let me out, little baby

Thank you very much, I appreciate it! Good night, everybody!