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And I rode bare-assed on top of the Sphinx

I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet

And man, that was fun for a while you bet, but

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Well, I savored many foreign kinds of delicacies

Intoxicated 'til I can't tell what the hell I could see

Had all the violence and liquor within close reach

But all bars, pills and threeways lead me back to the beach, and

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Now, they say that virtue is its own reward

But when that surf comes in, I'm gonna get my board

I got my own ideas about the righteous kick

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