Ten Foot Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins (Live)

This is a song about anal sex and god

Yeah, you clap now

It's called 'Ten Foot Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins'

So you're gonna live in paradise

With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins

So you're gonna live in paradise

With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins

So you're gonna sacrifice your life

For a ride on a UFO

And when the Lord comes down in his shimmering chariot of salvation

You're gonna be the first to know

And so if

God was there from the very beginning

He invented men and women

Then he also invented wanking

Then he said wanking was sinning

So now if I'm feeling randy

I'm not allowed to hand shandy

But having sex with my family

That is just fucking great

It's all there in Ezekiel 8

Just before he opens up his big pearly gate

And says that it's a sin

To take it up the date

Even if it's great

Even with your cowboy mate

Bah-dup-bah-dup, bah-dup-bah

Bup-bah-dah-dah-da-da-da-an-day-aye-ohh

So you're gonna live in paradise

With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins

So you're gonna sacrifice your life

For a shot at the greener grass

And when the Lord comes down with his shiny rod of judgement

He's gonna kick my heathen ass

So if you

Cover the bodies of your women

Everybody is grinning

Because black is so slimming, though it's not great for swimming

But it gives you an erection

With the increased sexual tension

What with the UV protection

That is second to none

You'll find it all in the Qur'an

Just next to the bit that justifies guns

And says that it's a sin

To take it up the bum

Even if it's fun

Even with permission from your mum

Bah-dup-bah-dup, bah-dup-bah

Bup-bah-dah-dah-da-da-da-an-day-aye-ohh