Free 100k Macassette (Scoop's Mapakisha Skit)

100k MaCassette (Sure)

Mlazi Milano uphath' istraight nama pack (Nama pack)

Sippin' on shampas Sweet Demi-Sec (Demi-Sec)

Nge-weekend sidl' iswenk namasel'

Nangempela Sgudi Snays, Joe Mafela

Cava lama kicks sesi fresh no makhekhe (fresh)

Nge-pheth u'macassette Bathi swank dokotela (Dokotela)

Mangi vela bathi swank korobela (korobela)

Senioritas like Guantaramera

Uyaphanda u'push i'Porsche Panamera

Slahla matente ko phalamente

Jump'a ma'fence ngishintsha upende (wah)

Imali bhusende, lenda eTshiawelo ngithi sweety ndya kupenda

Uyazi sbali everyday sya'ba enter

Sdudla uslender, zulu Michael Jackson

Dancing, ngiyaflexa, m'na ndya Slyza

Never see me bhayiza, stet like a tiger

Swanking in a biker, blomin' like a shy guy

Attitude on naair, smoking with your ntsayiza

Now she wanna vaya

I take her to the pozi and I sliced her

Macassette ngathi imoto etshontshi mali

Bathi party animal (Yoh, yoh!)

(Party time, yoh, yoh!)

(Party time, yoh, yoh!)

(Yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh!)

Eish, I'm also working like a racehorse

Here to save the game call me Jesus (Jesus)

(On the real tho. Uyajwayela lo. Uyahlanya! Jesus?)

Haha haha haha ngi zok' hlega one hour, 325 Gusheshe i'Mpower

Umswenko sentsayi, i'styla senpai

Intelligence AI, Boyznbucks umgengana

Mawillies intw'enjani, intw'enjani? Ai!

Spheti phondo lukabhejane (Yoh!)

Eish lalela (Lalela)

Punchline bar one, macassette ubra wam'

Futuremfana njayam' Umalum' ingan'yam

Koolkat ba'mazi I'm the best naw'yazi

Uyai shova waya waya (waya-waya, wayawaya)

Eish, waya-waya, waya waya, ishu

Jonga sani, jonga

Ndixelele, ndixelel'ba ufuna ntoni? Mmh? Okay. Oh, k'de kwakhona namaphiko? Okay sho

Mamela kaloku, ngoku ithini lendaba yethu?

Kudala kaloku ndifun'ukuk'package(a), ithini indaba yethu?

Yeah go tell your friends whatever, I don't care, I gotta go

So let me know if we going home or what, yabo? Yasibona mos, si-busy apha, yah

OHMIGOD! Ndiyabuya ngoku! Ndiyababiza! Ima, suhamba!

Ima, ima sunxama. Uyazi uthetha noba?

I know I'm talking to- (Shhhh!)

Bendik'buza, bendik'buza

Eny'i-way, mamela, I was just kidding. Honestly, I was just practicing my game

I got a girl at home but THANK YOU for making this situation so easy

Thandakabi uk'funwa Ms. Mapakisha!

Ekse Smi! Awulethe ishampas lapho sbali