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Congratulations, Class 2022!
Uh, they definitely have been memorable, that's for sure
What do you got planned after this man?
Well, naturally, I'm gonna continue the graduate program
For astrophysics
But this summer, I think I'm gonna do an internship with NASA
What graduate program are you pursuing?
None actually, this is it for me, I'm gonna be a rapper
A RAPPER?!? Yo Eugene, Dexter, did you hear this guy?
He said "a rapper" (he really said "rapper")
Um, no offense to you, but you're not cut out to be a rapper
Bruh, what makes you say that?
You're not from the hood (gottem, ooh)
You've never "caught a body" (gottem, ooh)
You don't sip "wocky" (gottem, ooh)
And you don't even curse (gottem, ooh)
You're basically just a sheltered Uncle Tom
Uh, I don't think you really know what a rapper is
You should touch grass sometime
Anyway, I just put out a album, do you want to hear some of it
And see if I can change your mind?
Well, I mean, I doubt it, but let's see what you've got
(Man, this is boutta be so omega cringe)