Poor Innocent Boy

Your songwriting is inventive

Well, it's witty, and it's smart

You know, I always loved your shows

You really set yourself apart

Now I see, behind the scenes

All of the damage that you've done

You thought your talent could excuse it

But now at last you're on the run

And you say you're sorry, you only meant to bring us joy

You didn't know what you were doing, you poor, innocent boy

And you've been going to a therapist, and she's really helped a lot

Well, that might be true, but go get screwed

You can go to hell and rot

You're a true comedy legend

On TV and the big screen

While behind the scenes, the things you did

Made others quit the scene

And, if anybody intervened, well

Their careers you'd destroy

Now you claim to be contrite

It seems like just another ploy

And you say you're sorry, you only meant to bring us joy

You didn't know what you were doing, you poor, innocent boy

And you've been going to a therapist, and she's really helped a lot

Well, that might be true, but go get screwed

You can go to hell and rot

Yeah, that might be true, but go get screwed

You can go to hell and rot