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Arr, a pirate, a goblin, and a priest walk into a bar
A goblin, a goblin, a g-g-goblin
I know, I'm getting to the part with the goblins
No, no, no, captain, th-there be goblins
Surprise!
Ahh!
Shiver me timbers!
Ahh!
I'll take your skin!
Die!
Sailing relaxed, endless blue
Nowhere to go, nothing to do
Running low on pirate brew
Frightening shortage of wenches to screw
A cryptic shadow on the horizon
Set camp and explore, lest they should wizen
The pirates unearth a mysterious grave
Could this be the magical treasurе they crave?
And as the piratеs sailed onwards
Towards certain doom
All they could think about was how wonderful it would be
To pillage an uncharted island
For they had found an ancient map
Buried deep within the sands of the grave
The map read "Goblin Island"
Slice, slice, dice, dice
Cutting the pirates into bite-sized portions of flesh
La la la la la
And then we'll feast on their brains for our meal
Chomp, chomp, chomp
And then we'll make funny hats from their skin
Ripping and tearing
We'll use their organs as toys
The pirates drop anchor close to the shore
Eager to find out what lies in store
Camp is set up near the menacing mountains
At midnight the necks turn to bloody fountains
The goblins come out from their goblin caves
Ready to make the intruders their slaves
Psychotic war cry, green-skinned braves
The skin is stripped from pirate knaves
Yarr, that little green bastard stole my skin
Who's got your skin now, you dirty pirate?
Out of the dark, the goblins march
One by one, through the goblin arch
Ready to kill the sleeping foes
To pluck off every one of their toes
Slaughter begins, the mayhem unthinkable
Pirate blood's especially drinkable