Nerd Rage

I got that nerd rage

Nerd rage

I got that nerd rage

Nerd rage

Nerd-nerd rage

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage

Nerd-nerd rage

They say I nerd rage, I say they don't understand

Keep talkin' trash, bitch

I'ma have to ban you from my chat room

And I can hardly think

But I'ma have to slap Jar Jar Binks

And slam George Lucas' head in a car door

For far more than just ruining Star Wars

Stop re-mastering, you're making it worse

And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first

And fuck Comic Sans and fuck low bandwidth

And never say Pluto ain't a planet, goddammit

I'm readin' what you're saying on the message boards

Yes, I have too had sex before!

With a girl, you don't know her, she moved away! Shut up!

And don't tell me Dr. Who is the same

Without Tom Baker, the shit is just lame

And what do you mean you've never seen Citizen Kane?

Nerd rage

Nerd rage

I got that nerd rage

Nerd rage

Nerd-nerd rage

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage (go! Go! Go! Go!)

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage (go! Go! Go! Go!)

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage (go! Go! Go! Go!)

(Go! Go! Go!)

I broke seven keyboards over my knee

How dare you say Marvel is better than DC

Your horrible grammar, it's makin' me puke

And Captain Kirk was far superior to John Luke Picard

And a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight

When I'm right I'ma laugh like-

You beat me in chess, I'm flippin' the board

Then I'll go to Michael Bay's house, kick in the door

Break every single copy of Transformer 4

Hit Bay in the dick with a stick 'til he's sore

I'll own your ass in Halo so bad you might cry

And who the hell jacked my 12-sided die

I'm gonna beat you up, I know karate, ask my girlfriend

Yes, I have a girlfriend

Did I mention I have a girlfriend?

Nerd rage

Nerd rage

I got that nerd rage

Nerd rage

Nerd-nerd rage

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage (go! Go! Go! Go!)

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage (go! Go! Go! Go!)

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage (go! Go! Go! Go!)

(Go! Go! Go!)

I see Wil Wheaton, and I get excited

(Pick up your toys!)

They're collector's items

Shut up Mom!

And give 'em back to me!

And holy shit!

Don't take them out the packaging!

(And clean your room, it smells like manure)

(And stop watching porn videos on your computer)

I'm doing research, leave me alone, why you hatin'?

(I just think it's weird that all the girls are Asian)

I got that

Nerd-nerd rage

Nerd-nerd rage

Nerd-nerd rage

Nerd-nerd rage

I got that nerd rage

Nerd rage

I got that nerd rage

Nerd rage

Nerd-nerd rage

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage (go! Go! Go! Go!)

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage (go! Go! Go! Go!)

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage (go! Go! Go! Go!)

(Go! Go! Go!)

I got that nerd rage

Nerd rage

I got that nerd rage

Nerd rage

Nerd-nerd rage

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage (go! Go! Go! Go!)

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage (go! Go! Go! Go!)

Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage (go! Go! Go! Go!)

Nerd-nerd rage (go! Go! Go!)

All my fellow nerds

Oh, I know you understand

All my fellow nerds

Sing along if you can

We got that nerd rage

We got that nerd rage

We got that nerd rage

We got that nerd rage

Nerd rage

What? You never heard of Joss Whedon?

He's like one of the greatest writer-directors of our time!

And what do you mean Phantom Menace is your favorite Star Wars movie?

God da- dude, alright, we can't-

We can't be friends

I can't be your friend anymore

Goodbye