Fake Dead In Fiji

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if

I called out sick one day and drained my bank account

I took my phone and tossed it off a bridge

I changed my name and bought a one way plane ride out

To somewhere where they can't find me

Leave my old life way behind me

Make em all think I died but really I'd be

Fake dead in Fiji, sitting at a tiki

Sipping on a drink we ain't got back home

Yeah life would be easy

If it was a lot more breezy

And everyone would leave me the hell alone

I can already see me next to a girl in a bikini

Feeling more alive than I've ever been

Fake dead in Fiji

Fake dead in Fiji

Next thing I'd do is finally buy a boat

Get a real good island tan and let my hair grow out

Spend all the rest of my days by the coast

Renting out a run down shack on a beach I can't pronounce

I can already hear the reverend

Saying I"found peace in heaven"

And he wouldn't be wrong, cause I'd be living

Fake dead in Fiji, sitting at a tiki

Sipping on a drink we ain't got back home

Yeah life would be easy

If it was a lot more breezy

And everyone would leave me the hell alone

I can already see me next to a girl in a bikini

Feeling more alive than I've ever been

Fake dead in Fiji

Fake dead in Fiji

Every minute I'm still here is killing me slowly

Yeah my minds already there, oh if only

I was Fake dead in Fiji, sitting at a tiki

Sipping on a drink we ain't got back home

Yeah life would be easy

If it was a lot more breezy

And everyone would leave me the hell alone

I can already see me next to a girl in a bikini

Feeling more alive than I've ever been

Fake dead in Fiji

Fake dead in Fiji

Fake dead in Fiji