U.G.L.Y.

Okay, I'm a cheerleader now!

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi

You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi

You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi

You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi

You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly

I saw you walking down the street just the other day

I didn't see your damage from that far away

I should've got a clue when the kids started screaming

You walked up to me with your buck-teeth a-gleaming

Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess

I thought that was a sack but it's your favorite dress

You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew

I don't mean to insult you, oh wait, yes I do

Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mold

You're only fourteen? You look a hundred years old

When looks were handed out you were last in line

Your face looks like where the sun don't shine

Did you fall off a building and land on your head?

Or did a truck run over your face, instead?

There ain't no pill 'cause you ain't ill

You're ugly!

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi

You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi

You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly

(Yodleay)

What you really need is to wear a mask

And book that plastic surgery fast, girl

You're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you

You're the main attraction at the city zoo

You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab

When you wear a yellow coat, people shout out, "cab!"

(So funny)

You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big

And with hair like that, you should be wearing a wig

Uncle Fester, remember him?

I never knew that you had a twin

You can't disguise your googly eyes

In a Miss Ugly pageant you'd win first prize

(Yo mama say you ugly)

You ugly!

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi