Merica

I got my one strap snapped on my Liberty Bibs

What a Levi Garrett packed between my lip and my gum

'Merica

Got mud kickin' off of my Red Wing boots

Sweat stained tank top in my Fruit of the Looms

Keep it tucked

'Merica

We're back to back undefeated world war champs

So take a cup, raise it up for my Uncle Sam

You know we sent a man to the moon and before we're done

Yeah, we'll probably send a man to the sun

'Merica

Got a 12-gauge Remington on my gun rack

Stars and stripes flyin' high off of the back of my truck

Of course it's four-by-four

'Merica

Buck antlers, Colonel Sanders, General Lee

Home of the brave and land of that Yee Yee

And country girls

'Merica

Yeah, we're back to back undefeated world war champs

So take a cup, raise it up for my Uncle Sam

You know we sent a man to the moon and before we're done

Yeah, we'll probably send a man to the sun

'Merica

Buck

Truck

Chuck

Norris

I pledge allegiance to the flag of 'Merica

I crack a cold one and tip it on back to 'Merica

I got a right to bare arms for my barbed wire tat 'Merica

I'm gonna warn ya if you try to attack 'Merica

That we're back to back undefeated world war champs

So take a cup, raise it up for my Uncle Sam

And there's about a zillion reasons to love where I'm from

But all you really gonna need is one

'Merica

That's right, 'Merica, U-S and A

We invented mud tires, aluminum cans, and freedom

I'm from 'Merica, how 'bout you? You got that right

In 1776, Uncle Sam and his bald eagle

Found Lady Liberty and her Rocky Mountains

They knocked boots, yelled Yee Yee and boom, there it was

Just like that, 'Merica was born

I'm Merle Dibbles Jr., I approve this message, yee-yee