You can't help it
You can't help it
You can't help it
You have to fuck around and find out
You're obsessed
Too blind to see
Desperately thinking
You're on the right side of history
Online keyboard warrior
Filled with ideology
Brings inside outside
Into reality
You can't help it
You can't help it
You can't help it
You have to fuck around and find out
Hashtag be kind brigade
Finds no empathy
For anyone who
Doesn't follow blindly
They say you're the aggressor
Through clenched teeth and fists
Blue haired loon
Just added you to their cancel list
You can't help it
You can't help it
You can't help it
You have to fuck around and find out
From Palestine to Mr Khelif
Just Stop Oil or any bullshit belief
They inconvenience you and block with intent
Not realising their efforts are utterly impotent
You can't help it
You can't help it
You can't help it
You have to fuck around and find out
So sure that they're right
They vandalise and destroy on sight
Only stop when they're in shock
Their sentence handed down to the dock