Bald Headed Hoes

Haha, y'all thought this was Dragnet didn't you?

Wrong answer again

This song is for all the motherfuckin' chicken head bitches

And we kept the motherfuckin' names the same

'Cause we think being a bald head bitch is a god-damn shame

What the fuck is going on in this god-damn world?

What are you, bitch, a boy or a girl?

I can't tell 'cause your shit on the sides is gone

You remind me of that monkey looking bitch Grace Jones

Fucked up is how you look to Willie D

I just gotta have a bitch that has more hair than me

Some try to cover up by weaving it through

You ain't fooling nobody, we know you're bald-headed too

Bald-headed hoes

Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?

I see some bald-headed hoes

Bald-headed hoes

Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?

I see some bald-headed hoes

There should be a crime against bald-headed hoes

Why they want to be bald, nobody knows

Being bald makes a gal look like a beast

Stupid ass hoes ain't ya heard of grease

Hell no 'cause if you did, you'd have some up there

Like your pussy you gotta give it proper care

Every time I look around, I see a damn disgrace

Motherfuckin' wig pieces all over the place

It's from them (bald-headed hoes) they just so damn mean

The meanest ass hoes I ever seen

Ain't got no hair so they act crude

And wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who do

Am I right? (You right)

Hell, yeah, I'm right

I've seen this shit night after night

Instead of wearing other people's hair, you dumbass bitch

You need to buy some dog mane and grow your own damn shit

Bald-headed hoes

Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?

I see some bald-headed hoes

Bald-headed hoes

Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?

I see some bald-headed hoes

Now I just can't go with a bald head hoe

You ain't gotta ask why for me to tell you so

If I can't run through her hair with my hand

Somehow it seems like I be fucking a man

So, stay away you bold hickies, I know you out there

Talkin' to you hoes who ain't got no hair

Your sister bald Zanny, your mamma bald Eddie

I bet you even got a bald-headed ass granny

Bald-headed hoes

Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?

I see some bald-headed hoes

Bald-headed hoes

Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?

I see some bald-headed hoes

Now this is how you spot a bald-headed hoe

Hair spots on a hot sunny day

Too many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveaway

I saw no hair Clair, yesterday on the cut

Today I saw the girl, her hair was down to Her butt

I hope that she now, that I know it ain't real

But I won't squeal not even on Andrea

Kim, Shawn or Merylinn

Nor Tamika and Rika the famous bald head twins

Something must be done about these citizens

You ask what will I do to support my fellow man?

I'm proposing a bill to Capitol Hill

To kill all bald-headed women at will

Bald-headed hoes

Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?

I see some bald-headed hoes

Bald-headed hoes

Whatchu see D? W-w-w-whatchu see D?

I see some bald-headed hoes