Hey, David (how are you doin'?), David, hey (wagwan?)
Sucker punch to the face, don't care if you're 98
You've been chilling for too long, Attenborough (way too long)
So we gonna come at ya, and flatten ya (squish)
As far as voice-overs go, you're the best thing since sliced bread (hovis)
But when you were born, it wasn't invented (you're old)
Spitting bars, check your metre, that's global warming (hot, hot, hot)
Check for scars, this'll teach you, that's your official warning
This is the disstrack that you don't deserve
Arthur and George, yeah, we're gonna serve
Yeah, this is a disstrack that you don't deserve
Arthur and George get ready for the verse
Mahatma Gandhi, we want a peace
Mahatma Gandhi, just suck on these
Put your feet away, they smell like cheese
You're a monk who stunk, always wearing flip-flops (whoa)
I've got more followers than you on my TikTok
We kicked you about like Arne Slot (yeah, course)
Go to bed, that's your boycott (get it?)
This is the disstrack that you don't deserve
Arthur and George, yeah, we're gonna serve
Yeah, this is a disstrack that you don't deserve
Arthur and George get ready for the verse
Hello? It's me
I was wondering if after all these years
You'd like some beef
Yeah, you've had a glow-up
But your ex-husband didn't show up (divorce)
Always disappear for years on end
How'd this diss appear? 'Cause you're a belled
You might be loved, we don't care, we're here to kill
Can't steal our flow or our vibe, no Notting Hill
This is the disstrack that you don't deserve (don't deserve)
Arthur and George, yeah, we're gonna serve (gonna serve)
Yeah, this is a disstrack that you don't deserve (don't deserve)
Arthur and George get ready for the verse (get ready)
Fuck David Attenborough
Fuck Gandhi
We've just shut down Adele