Play That Funky Music

Play that funky music

Play that funky music, white boy

Play that funky music

Play that funky music, white boy

I'm back and I'm ringin' the bell

A rockin' on the mike while the fly girls yell

In ecstasy in the back of me

Well, that's my DJ D-Shay cuttin' all them Z's

Hittin' hard and the girlies goin' crazy

Vanilla's on the mic, man, I'm not lazy

I'm lettin' my drug kick in

It controls my mouth and I begin

To just let it flow, let my concepts go

My posse's to the side yellin', "Go Vanilla, go!"

Smooth 'cause that's the way I will be

And if you don't give a damn, then why you starin' at me

So get off 'cause I control the stage

There's no dissin' allowed, I'm in my own phase

The girlies say they love me and that is OK

And I can dance better than any Kid 'N Play

Play that funky music (c'mon, c'mon)

Play that funky music, white boy (I can't hear you, say it, c'mon)

Play that funky music (yeah, a lil' bit louder now, c'mon, c'mon)

Play that funky music, white boy it

Stage two, yeah, the one you wanna listen to

It's off my head so let the beat play through

So I can funk it up and make it sound good

One, two, three, yo, knock on some wood

For good luck, I like my rhymes atrocious

Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious

I'm an effect and that you can bet

I can take a fly girl and make her wet

I'm like Samson, Samson to Delilah

There's no denyin', you can try to hang

But you'll keep tryin' to get my style

Over and over, practice makes perfect

But not if you're a loafer

You'll get nowhere, no place, no time, no girls

Soon, oh my god, homebody, you probably eat spaghetti with a spoon

C'mon and say it!

Play that funky music

Play that funky music, white boy

Play that funky music (c'mon, c'mon)

Play that funky music, white boy (let's do it)

(VIP), Vanilla Ice (yep, yep), I'm comin' hard like a rhino

Intoxicating so you stagger like a wino

So punks stop trying and girl stop cryin'

Vanilla Ice is sellin' and you people are buyin'

It's not just me, it's my posse too

'Cause why the freaks are jockin' like Krazy Glue

Movin' and groovin' trying to sing along

All through the ghetto groovin' this here song

Now you're amazed by the VIP posse

Steppin' so hard like a German Nazi

Startled by the bases hittin' ground

There's no trippin' on mine, I'm just gettin' down

Sparkamatic, I'm hangin' tight like a fanatic

You trapped me once, and I thought that you might have it

So step down and lend me your ear

'89 is my time! Yo, '90 is my year

Play that funky music

Play that funky music, white boy

Play that funky music (c'mon, c'mon, I can't hear you, say it, say it, say it)

Play that funky music, white boy

You're weakenin' fast (yo) and I can tell it

Your body's gettin' hot (so), so I can smell it

So don't be mad and don't be sad

'Cause the lyrics belong to Ice, you can call me Dad

You're pitchin' a fit, so step back and endure

Let the witch doctor, Ice, do the dance to cure

So come up close and don't be square

You wanna battle me, anytime, anywhere

You thought that I was weak, boy, you're dead wrong

So c'mon, everybody and sing this song

Say, play that funky music (play that funky music)

Say, go white boy, go white boy, go (go white boy, go white boy, go)

Lay down and boogie and play that funky music 'til you die

Play that funky music

Play that funky music, white boy

Play that funky music (c'mon, c'mon, let me hear say it)

Play that funky music, white boy (a little louder now)

Play that funky music (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)

Play that funky music, white boy (yeah)

Conversate with a saint

Put my DJ's name