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T-Series! (Yeah!)
It's your big day! (Woo!)
Incredible job!
I know we had our differences
But today, I just wanna tell you
Ay, congratulations to your corporation
Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians
Yeah, you did it, very nice, and all it took
Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
Now you're at number one (One), hope you did nothing wrong
Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh-oh)
I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal (Yeah)
I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke
India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best
I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi—
Ay, congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
Ay, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
Congratulations (Uh)
Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!)
Congratulations
Congratulations (Such a big day)
I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
T-Series saying "Cease and desist"
Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation
But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
T-Series can eat a dick (Still not defamation)
Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)
Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
That's a blatant racist lie
Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)
India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)