Master Race Rock

Master race rock!

Hippies are squares with long hair

They don't wear no underwear

Country rock is on the wane

I don't want music, I want pain

The Dictators can swing

We'll make you dance and sing

Cause no oil spill

You don't know us, but you will

We're the members of the master race

We got no style and we got no taste

Sleep all night, sleep all day

Nothing good on TV anyway

Gasoline shortage won't stop us now

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

We've reached a higher spiritual plane

That is so high, I can't explain

We tell jokes to make you laugh

We play sports so we don't get fat

We dance, sweat, and stink

I tell ya, we can eat and drink

We don't do what we're told

And we're scared of growing old

We're the members of the master race

We got no style and we got no taste

Sleep all night, sleep all day

Nothing good on TV anyway

Gasoline shortage won't stop us now

My favorite part of growing up

Is when I'm sick and throwing up

It's the dues you got to pay

For eating burgers every day

I take my vitamin C

'Cause I know what's good for me

Life can take its toll

When you're living rock and roll

We're the members of the master race

We got no style and we got no taste

First you put your slippers on

We're going outside to have some fun

Don't forget to wipe your ass

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!