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When you think of a metalhead
Tell me, what comes to mind?
Well, maybe stonewashed jeans, a mullet
A guy who's evolutionarily one step behind
Well, when Rob Halford came out of the closet
It may not have been a big thing
Well, today we're one step closer
To hearing the metal dudes sing
"I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual"
Statistics say
Chances of being gay are one in ten
That means there's a forty percent chance
That one of the guys in Pantera likes men, hey
So I think it's safe to say
That many more metal guys are homosexual
That may frustrate the gay community
Why would they want the ugly metalheads available?
Like those metalheads
They go to bed
Without dinner and they misbehave
See, I told you, metal dudes are gay too
And I haven't seen the proof so far
That your sexuality determines the way you play guitar
Ooh, I'd love for everyone in heavy metal to be homosexual
If not only to make the Nazi fucking pricks in Slayer
A little uncomfortable