Distractions I: The Opposite Sex

There's a ghost in the hall

And it's waiting out for ya

There's a ghost in the hall

And it's looking over you

When it calls, when it calls

I can't help but be amused

When it calls, when it calls

What the fuck was I supposed to do? It's a ghost

I let it go, let it go

But it keeps on creeping in

I let it go, let it go

But how can I pretend I wanted this?

I wanna be involved with a man

I wanna feel him all and within

I wanna fall in love once again

'Cause it controls me

So how can I become the victim?

It's a game, but I can't help but play it

I can't blame it all on creaking floorboards

And slammed doors

You know I'm that bitch

That's running straight into the woods

I trip and Jason goes and gets me good

You'll roll your eyes 'cause I was safe at home

How can I become immortal?

Save me from incessant boredom

Don't neglect me with your weapon

Even if it kills me

Flings me up into the ceiling

Makes me have a demon

Baby, whatever

Whatever, whatever