Dana Dane Is Coming to Town

That's right, party people, Dana Dane is back

Hurby's behind the board of the 24 track machine

Making sure the beats come out clean

As I tell you this tale of a Christmas scene

It all began in a far-off land

Do you know the Drummer Boy? Well, I'm the Rapper Man

I wandered and wandered with no main course

Drawn to a campsite by some strange force

Now, in this camp lived three wise men

They said, "Dana Dane, where have you been?"

They said that they had been expecting me

Told me to kick off my sandals and relax my feet

We started to talk, a lot of time was spent

Tellin' how emcees wouldn't be content

'Til the Christmas spirit was gone and demolished

And I was the only one who could abolish their plan

So I took a stand

But they said I must journey across the land

I said, "Listen, my friends, I'll be glad to go

But the sand out there is worse than snow

The first wise man said, "Yes, that's true"

To protect my feet, gave me Bally shoes

The second wise man said, "Yes, you're right"

And gave me a Kangol to shade my eyes

The third wise man, leaning on a cane

Said, "Take this mic, rapper Dana Dane"

He said that the mic would help my words

Of Christmas cheer be clearly heard

Got to get, got to get

Got to, got to, got to get money

Well, I started my journey at the first light

I travelled the desert for a fortnight

I sighed, I tried, the North Star my guide

Pulled my Kangol over my eyes

Took off my Bally's, dumped the sand on the side

Put my Ballys back on and continued my stride

Off I went through the sand and mist

Taking all types of chances and all kinds of risks

It was Christmas Eve, time was growing short

Then I came upon the place that I had sought

Went up to the door, straight in the palace

Faces were filled with contempt and malice

Up on the stage, what did I see?

That's right, party people, a sucker emcee

Went up on the stage, plugged in my mic

To the sucker emcee, I said, "Good night"

Off he went, he was steamin' mad

Talk about relief, the crowd was glad

I said, "Have no fear 'cause I am here

To wish a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year"

I continued on, they began to believe

And the Christmas spirit was soon retrieved

The fingers were poppin', the house cold rockin'

Talk about staring, girls were cold clocking

Mission complete, I was on my way

Girls in back of me screamin', "Dane, please stay"

But I couldn't 'cause I had done my thing

And as I walked out the door, I heard them all sing

Sucker emcees, you better watch out

All emcees, you gotta watch out

Dana Dane is coming to town

Got to get, got to get

Got to, got to, got to get money

Dana Dane is coming

Dana Dane is coming

Yes, Dana Dane is coming to town