Hello Dolly

Hello Judy

Well hello Billie

It's so nice to have you back where you belong

You're looking swell Judy

I can tell Judy

You're still glowing, you're still crowing

You're still going strong

I feel the room swaying

For the band's playing

One of my old favorite songs from way back when

So take her wrap fellas

Find her an empty lap fellas

Judy I'll never go away again

Hello Marilyn

Well hello Judy

It's so nice to have you back where you belong

You're looking swell Shirley

I can tell Shirley

I'm still glowing, I'm still crowing

I'm still going strong

I feel the room swaying

For the band's playing

One of your old favorite songs from way back when

So golly gee fellas

Find me an empty knee fellas

We're never gonna go away again

Billie don't ever go away

Judy don't ever go away

Marlene don't ever go away

Marilyn don't ever go away

Shirley don't ever go away

No no darling I'm never going to go away

Judy what do you think we should do next?

I know, we should sing them all and we'll stay all night

I have this thing about saxophone players

I don't know what it is

My spine turns to custard

I get goose pimply all over, all over

No no he's a trumpet player darling

Didily didily didily dum

Shut up