The Birds and the Brees

Let's lock dick lips!

Give it up for the world and how they taught sex-ed

I'm pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected

I always thought that making love was such a strange thing

Especially when you decorate your cock with a ring

I'm not too sure what it's for but I think that it's cool

I'm about to get butt-naked and jack off into the pool

And when I'm done with that, I'll probably shave off all my hair

And cover myself in mustard and throw myself down the stairs

I want to deepthroat your balls with my ass cheeks

While I bounce on your sack, we'll call it gymnasties

Make your nuts bounce like a pogo stick

Have you seen my ass? You know that shit is extra thicc

Every motherfucker has something to say

Bitch, I'm like Burgerking, you can have it your way

Tuck your balls back and squeeze them with your ass

Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be a car

Get leaded up on gasoline and hit my dick with a spark

Now let's do like a roller coaster and ride your life away

Despite the constant negative press, covfefe

Let me tell you something about how to use a condom

Make sure you get it extra small, so it's wrapped around your cock

Tie it in a knot then cut the tip of it off

If you don't have a condom then you can use a sock

Or just put your dick into a mini-headlock

Remember, double penetration makes it way more safe

I'll succ every single person in the human race

Have you ever wondered what it's like inside a copper pipe?

Cuz if you stick your dick in

You can start to do what's called the angry plumber

It's basically a blowjob but without the Hummer

Give it up for the world and how they taught sex-ed

I'm pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected

I don't need no butterflies in my dumb-ass tummy

Cuz Brojob taught me how to do the unprotected dummy

Basically, you swing your dick around like it's a sword

Until you lose all feeling in your cock and then get bored

Twist your nipples and slam your dick in the refrigerator door