Top Hat, White Tie And Tails

I'm puttin' on my top hat

Tyin' up my white tie

Brushin' off my tails

I'm dudin' up my shirt front

Puttin' in the shirt studs

Polishin' my nails

I'm steppin' out, my dear

To breathe an atmosphere that simply reeks with class

And I trust that you'll excuse the dust

When I step on the gas

For I'll be there

Puttin' down my top hat

Mussin' up my white tie

Dancin' in my tails