Hey, Hey, We're the Monks

Ave, ave, ave, ave, doo-wop

Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum

Welcome to our abbey

The best in the domain

The order of our Father of perpetual refrain

And we're the monks

Hey, hey, we're the monks

Hey, hey, we're the monks

Hey, hey, we're the monks

Come in if you are weary

There's food if you would dine

Plus 31 varieties of sacramental wine

And we're the monks

Hey, hey, we're the monks

Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum

I'm the smart one, ah, hallelu

I'm the cute one, ah, boop-si-doo

I'm the shy one, ah, peekaboo

And I'm the bad boy, but not so bad 'cause I'm a monk

Ooh, bless you, children, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Doo-doo, doo-da-doo

Yip, yip, yip, ye-doo

Doo-doo, doo-da-doo

Yip yip

We'll fetch the holy water

And holy soap as well

'Cause holy guacamole that one reeks to holy hell

And we're the monks

Hey, hey, we're the monks, we're the monks

Hey, hey, we're the finger-boppin', never-stoppin', humble-with-a-cherry-toppin' monks!

Ooh we are, jazz hands (monks) yeah