Beautiful Ugly (From "Back to the Outback" Soundtrack)

You are the real platonic ideal

Of perfect poise and charm

You got a Mona Lisa smile, oh, the Venus de Milo

Couldn't touch you even if she had both of her arms

Nothing's as sweet as the way that you treat me

When everything is going right

But when you're tired and grumpy or overly hungry

Man, it ain't a pretty sight

What I'm trying to say

In every single way

I think you're beautiful

But not when we're having a fight

You are beautiful

In certain types of lights (na, na, na, na)

It doesn't matter what you say

There's no point in denying

You are beautiful

Well, most of the time

Oh and honey you're lovely, you're cuddly

Your walk is the talk of the town

And when you're feeling the grooviness, sure, you got moves

Like Jagger when the lights go down

But in the morning light when you had a big night

Honey you're a heck of a mess

You are the nicest girl in the whole wide world

Unless you haven't had your first espresso (oh-oh)

The thing about you and me

We always agreed that honesty

Is beautiful

And honestly I think you're fine

I mean, you're beautiful

About eighty-four percent of the time

But every now and then I take a photo of you

You look a little bit like a fish

You are beautiful-ish

People who want you to be perfect

Believe me girl they just ain't worth it

The surface can be fun

But time will see their love undone

I love every crease and crack of you

The unfiltered front and back of you

The ugg-booted morning truth of you

Wouldn't change a single tooth of you

All those branded beauties

With their tanned and airbrushed bootys

Think they're beautiful

But they haven't got the meaning right

You can't be beautiful

If you're constantly adjusting your lights (na, na, na, na)