On To Other Things

I was in the toilet so long

The girl I was with became Queen of Space Prom

I'd like to say this doesn't happen much

But I can't

I just wanted to have a dance

Meet some new people and see my existing friends

but every time I'm out something happens and I don't get the chance

I could maybe leave but where would I go?

I'm feeling pretty uncomfortable

It's too soon to go to the toilet again

And just hide

Toilet boy!

Toilet boy!

Feeling like a fool is made ten times worse

When you also look like a fool in space clothes

It only makes things more absurd

Conflict doesn't work when you're dressed like a horse or something

The toilet was my spacecraft

And it took me to heights

of lows I'd never seen before

In a social context

On to other things

They won't be better things

they'll just be different things

On to other things

this event has become an ordeal

I've gone and used up all of my social good will

Nobody here can relate to how I feel