Bend in His Knees

Johnson from his bedroll sprang

And he called for his boots and skis

Skied quite well and he skied like hell

But he didn't have a bend in his knees

He didn't have a bend in his knees

He didn't have a bend in his knees

Skied quite well and he skied like hell

But he didn't have a bend in his knees

Now Johnson thought when his skis he bought

He would ski with a maximum of ease

But the thing he was taught that he soon forgot

Was to get a little bend in his knees

Was to get a little bend in his knees

Was to get a little bend in his knees

But the thing he was taught that he soon forgot

Was to get a little bend in his knees

Now John in a race was a terrible disgrace

He soon ended up in the trees

And the reason he fell was you know damn well

That he didn't have a bend in his knees

He didn't have a bend in his knees

Didn't have a bend in his knees

And the reason he fell was you know damn well

That he didn't have a bend in his knees

He let out a howl for the ski patrol

Saying get the toboggan please

As they carried him down to the dock in the town

They said you should have had a bend in your knees

They said you should have had a bend in your knees

They said you should have had a bend in your knees

As they carried him down to the dock in the town

They said you should have had a bend in your knees

Long after the spill and the doctor's bill

And he'd sold his boots and skis

Now he can't make haste with a cast to his waist

And he doesn't have a bend in his knees

No, he doesn't have a bend in his knees

He doesn't have a bend in his knees

He can't make haste with a cast to his waist

And he doesn't have a bend in his knees