Haunt Me

Change the records and then have a Facebook flamewar with Osiris

And either way, I can't wait to talk or reunite

I've been so lonely since you died

I've tried to walk towards the light

And if the gods of death oppose our harmless want to reconvene

Then maybe we could sneak you by 'em if you haunt me through a screen

It's been far too long that you and I have been alone

You could rectify that if you haunt me through my phone

No, I don't want to deal with Voodoo dolls and figurines

I could do without them if you'd haunt me through my screen

I'm just frustrated I guess

I've hung out in countless graveyards, drawn pentagrams

And slaughtered goats, and even took a course on hunting

Ghosts from Pentecostal folks but never once have gotten close

Last month I sat with local psychics and their crystal jewels

And tried to find my old T-Mobile Sidekick phone from middle school

Just so maybe if you're bored of fortune-telling tarot cards and

Magic words then you could tweet a hundred-forty characters so

I could throw away my Voodoo dolls and stop chanting my Juju mantras

That my guru taught us and if you slide into some YouTube comments

You could scroll the comment page or you could leave it blank

If your specter is perceptible we'd tell 'em it's a prank

And if you still don't send responses, I'd assume the problem's technical

And I would call Verizon just so someone could inspect it all

I'd tell him I just want a close encounter of the spectral kind

He'd ask if I turned on our modem-router for a second time

And plugged it in correctly to the voltage-power-socket-line

And tried to tear a portal hole through to your paranormal soul

So me and you could catch up on a toll-free spirit-mortal call

Or we could see a witch doctor, she'd prolly be skeptical

Clinician with a stethoscope, the specimen non-skeletal

The symptoms metaphysical, the convalescent soulless

At first her diagnosis could be: we should try hypnosis

But truthfully, if you can choose that way you're reborn

I hope you use the 3G phone and you eschew the Ouija board

And at this point, I don't really know why I learned ESP for

When you could just descend and settle in my USB port

Or my Nvidia GeForce or my video AV cord

There's no need for Santa Muerte, when I've got a QWERTY keyboard

We could play a game of e-sports, you and I'd be on a team

And if you're feeling otiose, I'll put my audio on stream

I'll still have your favorite games babe, I've got 'em all on Steam

We'll get started when you're ready

Once you haunt me through a screen

It's been far too long that you and I have been alone

You could rectify that if you haunt me through my phone

No, I don't want to deal with Voodoo dolls and figurines

I could do without them if you'd haunt me through my screen