Farmers Never Visit Nightclubs

Farmers nearly always have strong arms

They wake up early and drive around their farms

To see that their sheep have come to no harm

Farmers nearly always have strong arms, (strong arms)

Farmers have chickens, pigs, cows and hens

They keep them in cages, paddocks and pens

They feed them corn mash at half past ten

Farmers have chickens, pigs, cows and hens

Farmers never visit nightclubs

And nightclubs never visit farmers

Farmers can be found in the midday sun

Waiting in haystacks cradling guns

For Little Orphan Annie and Attilla the Hun

Way out there in the midday sun

Farmers never visit nightclubs

And nightclubs never visit farmers

Farmers never visit nightclubs

And nightclubs never visit farmers