Dickweed

You think you're alone,

You're the only one who's got

Those problems with yourself,

Cause you don't know anyone else,

Who's ever masturbated twice a day

You think you're insane,

Because you think the thoughts you think

Every time you see a girl,

You enter your dream world,

You close your eyes

And then you dream away

But let me tell you,

It's good and it's ok,

To masturbate every day

You think you're alone,

You're the only one who's got

Those problems with yourself,

Cause you don't know anyone else,

Who's ever masturbated twice a day